The Sweetest Disembodied Love Story

Now, a lot of people are going to say this ad lacks substance. “It reduces women to walking cleavage!” and “Bald men are not valueless!”

And they may have a point. But those bitter souls are missing out on perhaps the most beautiful love story of our time. A tiny torso with feet meets a tiny scalp with feet and they fall in love. What could be simpler?

Think of all the time we have wasted watching Nicholas Sparks movies and reading books about vampires in our quest to divine the ways of love. When all we really needed was a hair product from a brand with a history of sexist advertising to show us the meaning of life!

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